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I Can’t Help It

There’s a lot of crap rolling around in my head, some of it “socially acceptable”, most of it not, ha ha! I think a lot of other people are the same, they’re just afraid to let the demons out. Me, I don’t give a shit what anybody thinks. Which is a good thing, because I put a lot of people off. I’m brutally honest, and that ain’t cool in “polite society”.

For instance, I might blurt out something like “Angelina Jolie has an awesome set of tits!” What’s wrong with that? It’s true! But a lot of people don’t want to hear that. Even though in their minds they’d love to fondle Angelina’s tits. They’d love to see them. And probably do more things to and with them. Am I wrong for pointing out the facts? I think not! See ya later, I’m gonna play with Angelina’s tits. In my twisted mind anyways…

Campaign slogan: “Why the hell not?”

Hell, I don’t know where to start! There’s so much goofy shit in my head I couldn’t possibly pick just one thing! I never know what it might be. Could be anything. Like WTF is…. Damn, I got stage fright. Can’t think of anything. The twisted brain has gone blank. Plus, I gotta piss. Real bad. But I don’t wanna get up, ya know? Maybe if I piss, I’ll get an idea. But then again, if I get up I might lose what little I got here! Man, beer sure helps get through these tough times, but it makes ya piss a lot!. Well I’m gonna chance it and go piss, because I think my bladder might explode if don’t.